Katya Saltykova - Director of Enthusiasm (Face Base)

Face Base's Minister of Feeling Groovy brings a hippy-dippy slant to the consciously motivating half-truths of the morning announcements.

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Katya Saltykova, Director Of Enthusiasm

Katya’s soft, Eastern European accent is often at odds with the harsh message of her announcements, which is both much appreciated and insufferable.

“The farm committee missed their production quotas last week by 20%, but that’s okay, and it’s all working out, because the committee is now 20% smaller. We’ll miss you Heather and Eugene.”

She also has a dark Exorcist-like side which comes out when confronted. “Heads will fucking roll! But that’s okay! Everything will be fine.”

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